The Boy Who Cried Neck, Part II (Or, Mom of the Year)

That whole "neck hurts" thing? Actually meant "throat hurts." "Or, throat hurts really bad, and there's no way I'm eating this food, and please please give me some Tylenol!"

When three days of telling me what was wrong failed to achieve any results, John did the next best thing -- he spread his viral ickiness to me.

And now my neck hurts.