Latest John-isms

The boy makes us laugh on a daily, if not hourly, basis. Some of the latest:

-- While "working" on his toy laptop..
"Mama, I wrote you a letter! It says 'Dear Mama, You need to cook me something. Love, John."

-- While he was crawling into the guest bed for his nap (because he had gotten sand in his bed)
"Mama, this is a two-person bed. See, two pillows -- one, two. And two people -- one, two. You need to get in bed, too."

-- We have all been suffering from ragweed allergies the past few weeks, Tommy more than the rest of us. He usually wakes up sneezing. And John, anxious for a reason to get out of his bed, lets us know about it.
"Mama, Daddy woke me up with all of his bless-yous."