Plumber: "What's your name?"
John: "John"
Plumber: "Do you know your last name?"
John: "Jonathan."
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So, we're working on potty training right now. It's not really a fun process, and in a fit of total frustration last week, I resorted to psychological warfare.
Me: "OK, John, if you don't want to sit on the potty, you'll have to wear a diaper like Betsy."
John: "What?"
Me: "You'll have to keep wearing a baby diaper."
John: "Daddy! Daddy! I get to wear a baby diaper!"
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