Talking in Circles with Betsy

This was how my morning started. At 5:15 a.m., no less.

B: I want a banana for dinner.
Me: It's morning, Betsy. Breakfast.
B: Dinner
Me: Whatever. You want a banana? (We always have to ask twice, because the answer changes 99% of the time.)
B: Yes. A green banana.
Me: We only have yellow bananas.
B: But I need a green one. My light saber is green. My Yoda ears are green.
Me: Sorry. We only have yellow bananas.
B: But I don't have a yellow light saber.
Me: Do you want a banana?
B: Do you have green bananas?
Me: (blank stare while I try to use The Force to make the coffee maker to spontaneously start on its own)
B: I want a waffle for dinner.